Anecdotes

This is a bearded, but very funny joke. The simplicity and arrogance of his hero at the same time will not leave you indifferent. So hot summer day. Beer doors open wide, and rare visitors wearily appear and disappear. Heat ... Suddenly a sweaty man with burning eyes bursts into the room. Catching his breath for a few seconds, he blurts out with a patter: - Waiter, urgently pour me a glass of beer before it starts!

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Jokes about Vovochku always enjoyed great demand. This collective character has its own character, its own difficult fate and unique features of behavior. All this is displayed in detail in the anecdotes about Vovochka. We bring to your attention the most funny jokes about Vovochka. Here you will find both old and new anecdotes about Vovochka, and funny to tears.

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Jewish humor has always been distinguished by originality, intellectual grace and extraordinary charm. In this selection of the funniest jokes, we will demonstrate what Jewish humor is. By the way, be sure to pay attention to Jewish jokes and Odessa humor. Also recently we published a wonderful selection of jokes about Jewish mothers.

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Jewish mother is not a status or marital status. This is a whole system of beliefs, concepts, principles and laws. A Jewish mother always loves her son as she thinks is right. And if you can not share the beliefs of the Jewish mother, then subtle humor from the Jewish mothers is something inimitable.

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Honduras is a small state in Central America. In Russia, the word "Honduras" has become abusive, and the comparison of any country with Honduras is used in the common sense. There are a lot of jokes about Honduras, but we will tell you the most popular and, in our opinion, the most funny joke about Honduras.

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A wonderful short joke, which looks all the more funny when you imagine the real picture of what is happening. Flies a man with a crazy look in the pharmacy. Pushing through the queue, he gets to the window and, speaking in a breaking voice, says to the pharmacist:

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This anecdote has a very long history, when socialism and capitalism entered a mortal clash on the territory of Russia. Caught Petka, and put in jail. He sits, sick, languishing. From nothing to do decided to do research. I caught a cockroach, tore off his leg, and whistled. The cockroach immediately ran away.

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If you like funny jokes about Jews, then this bearded anecdote will be able to cheer you up. Despite the humor, this anecdote very accurately describes many people. Somehow a Jew comes to the OVIR and asks him to draw up documents for leaving for Israel. Half an hour later he says: “You know, it’s bad in Israel, they are fighting with the Arabs there.”

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If you like jokes in general and Odessa humor in particular, then this post will certainly lift your spirits. The reader may have a logical question: "Why did they say that in Odessa, and don't they really say it now?" Unfortunately, it must be admitted that Odessa is no longer the same. This is the value of Odessa expressions and witty phrases.

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This is a rather old anecdote, but its subtle humor and deep morality still have not lost their relevance. Here is the anecdote "Osadochek left." There are two Jews. One asks the other: - Rabinovich, did you visit us yesterday? - Yes, yes. “So after you left, we lost two silver spoons.”

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In anticipation of the New Year, I want to be better prepared for it. To do this, we have already talked about what to give for the New Year to your loved ones, and also listed various New Year ideas. However, no holiday is complete without humor. Therefore, we have prepared for our readers the best jokes about the New Year.

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Odessa jokes, manner of speaking and the characteristic turns of speech of Odessa Jews have long become a classic humor. In this post we offer to your attention 27 funny jokes from Odessa. We hope you enjoy it. We also recommend to pay attention to Jewish jokes and the best Odessa jokes. Of course, the Odessa humor will amuse you and will certainly lift your spirits.

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Funny Odessa jokes have always been a tasty morsel of humor in any selections with anecdotes. After all, the world thinly felt by Odessans seems to us in their refraction to be not at all the way we are used to perceive it. By the way, we have previously published Odessa jokes on our site. However, this collection contains new stories.

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English humor has a unique charm. Surely you will agree with this statement by reading this post to the end. But first it should be noted that the British consider it somewhat prim and arrogant, and real legends about their calm and composure. All this you learn by reading the jokes below.

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There are cases when a person complaining about something, shows his own weaknesses. And if you look closely, it is far from uncommon. We bring to your attention a very funny anecdote on the topic. One person wrote a complaint to the city government. He did not like that in front of the windows, across the road, they made repairs at the local hospital.

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Many anecdotes contain not only intellectual humor, but generally teach life. They are similar to parables, which demonstrate in artistic form the peculiarities of life and human relations. One of these jokes about the ensign and apples we want to tell you. A man stands near a military unit and eats apples.

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Jokes about Jews are not just funny stories. Here you can learn a lot of fun ideas and wise life decisions. It is well known to all that the humor and subtle mind of this colorful people has long been a source of various fantastic stories. Jewish jokes are chosen to lighten the mood and, at the same time, to think about things more serious than just jokes.

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A Jew began to breathe chickens. And not by leaps and bounds. He was upset by a Jew and decided to go to the Rebbe to the synagogue, to ask for advice. He comes and says: - Help, rabbi, chickens are dying. “And you hang a piece of paper over the chicken coop; they will stop breathing!” - meets the rebbe. It takes a week, the second, all the same chickens die.

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In the old days, people said that where they talk less, there marriages are stronger. Here is a funny story, the truth of which no one can confirm. Therefore, you can consider it a joke, but very instructive! Raising her daughter, her mother repeatedly told her: "Never argue with your husband." But the spoiled girl got used to solve all the problems with hysterics.

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We offer you a wonderful selection of funny Odessa jokes. What is their charm, and why almost any humorous section contains a rubric related to Odessa? In principle, this is an open secret, because we all know that Odessa jokes contain a subtlety of English humor and an inimitable feature of the Jewish worldview.

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